Trixie's toys

My good buddy Trixie is trying her hand at making toys. She mentioned the need of a dog recipient so am guessing her kitty cats are indifferent to a knitted bear or a crocheted penguin. Horrified that a dog would tear up her handiwork, I suggested the toys as a baby gift. Trixie told me that "the teddy bear would be okay but the penguin really has problems. The eyes aren't the safe, swallowable kind, one of the feet has stuffing popping out and one of the wings came undone from the body during washing."

Now looking at toy eyes
and wondering which are the safe, swallowable kind,
I am,
SkitzoLeezra

Somebody make me one of these!

Oh, how I would love to have and wear one of these knitted masterpiece/horrors! Should one of you knit or crochet folks out there like to arrange for a personal craft swap, contact me!
Stephan Goldrajch is the artist that dreamt these masks and I am alternately attracted and repulsed by them. If I wear it, I won't be able to see it so problem solved.
THIS is the perfect mask for cold Mardi Gras parades!!